Mark Cella – Quite Simply The Most Adventurous Man To Have Ever Lived
Mark A. Cella is the Greatest Man to have Ever Lived. The man, the myth, the legend, the life and times, beautiful women, and adventures of the real Mark Cella aka Mark Anthony Cella…
After being vested by Will Am in a vigorous fencing match, it became clear to me that he was no man to say no to. So I accepted. Of course the 50 cases of lagger that he had delivered to my bungalow didn’t hurt.
On Rollerblading: Uh NO. On Life: It’s never to early to start beefing up your obituary.
He is the only man to ever ace a rorschach test.
Even his enemies list him as their emergency contact number.
He never says something tastes like chicken, not even chicken.
On Packages: Fellas, leave the tight pants to the ladies. If I can count the coins in your pocket you better use them to call a tailor.
If he were to give you directions, you’d never get lost and you’d arrive at least five minutes early.
His legend precedes him, the way lightning precedes thunder.
He has served as the best man for grooms he’s never met.
If he were to mail a letter without postage it would still get there.
He can speak French in Russian. The ingredients of his tacos refuse to fall from the shell.
The pheromones he secretes have been known to affect people miles away, in a slight, but measurable way.
He once punched a magician, that’ right you heard me.
He brakes down a pinata with a smile and a wink.
I almost broke the land speed record in 1977, popular opinion was that my thing was that my beard caused too much wind resistance. I could have shaved it, except nah, I wouldn’t have. Anyway the women, they seem to like it.
I was the featured guest at a charity bachelor auction that very night. It seems that I recall that I brought in over 13 million lire that very night which was quite a large sum at that time.
In my opinion Mark A Cella is the Greatest, or Most Interesting Man to Have Ever Lived.
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